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		</div><p><a href="http://londonglossy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/applegates-pregnant-pole-dancing.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full" title="Christina Applegate has made a hilarious spoof ad for a pregnancy poledancing DVD" src="http://londonglossy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/min-applegates-pregnant-pole-dancing.jpg" alt="Christina Applegate has made a hilarious spoof ad for a pregnancy poledancing DVD"/></a></p>
<p>Christina Applegate has appeared in a spoof advert for a pre-natal pole dancing DVD while heavily pregnant.</p>
<p>The 39-year-old actress and comedienne &#8211; who is due to give birth to her first child in January &#8211; stars in the video on comedy website Funnyordie.com as teacher Roxie Fedaro, wearing tiny black hotpants, ripped fishnet tights, and a cropped vest revealing her pregnant belly as she writhes around a pole to raunchy music including Christina Aguilera&#8217;s Dirrty.</p>
<p>Christina seductively purrs into the camera: &#8220;I can&#8217;t see my lady parts any more but I can still show you how I work them.&#8221;</p>
<p>Her alter ego Roxie tells viewers: &#8220;Many pregnant women experience these things called hormones because you&#8217;re like a total fat a**. You don&#8217;t feel sexy any more.</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s why you need something I like to call &#8216;seducidence&#8217;. That&#8217;s seductive confidence, put together.</p>
<p>&#8220;Just because you put on an extra 50 pounds does not mean you are not hot. Pregnant pole dancing works because when men see pregnant women they know she&#8217;s down for sex.</p>
<p>&#8220;When you start pole dancing men can&#8217;t handle it and they want to fondle it &#8211; that&#8217;s trademarked.&#8221;</p>
<p>Glee actress Jessalyn Gilsig and Reno 911 star Wendi McLendon Covey also appear in the video as pre-natal pole dancers giving their testimonials about the benefits of the classes.</p>
<p>Addressing the question of whether it is safe for pregnant women to pole dance, &#8216;Roxie&#8217; reassures them: &#8220;So many things are dangerous &#8211; driving a car, walking down the street, roller skating, too many jelly babies, staying up late&#8230; pole dancing&#8230;no not pole dancing&#8230; but danger is sexy.&#8221;</p>
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