Gervais mocks A-listers at Globes

&Tab;&Tab;<div class&equals;"wpcnt">&NewLine;&Tab;&Tab;&Tab;<div class&equals;"wpa">&NewLine;&Tab;&Tab;&Tab;&Tab;<span class&equals;"wpa-about">Advertisements<&sol;span>&NewLine;&Tab;&Tab;&Tab;&Tab;<div class&equals;"u top&lowbar;amp">&NewLine;&Tab;&Tab;&Tab;&Tab;&Tab;&Tab;&Tab;<amp-ad width&equals;"300" height&equals;"265"&NewLine;&Tab;&Tab; type&equals;"pubmine"&NewLine;&Tab;&Tab; data-siteid&equals;"111265417"&NewLine;&Tab;&Tab; data-section&equals;"2">&NewLine;&Tab;&Tab;<&sol;amp-ad>&NewLine;&Tab;&Tab;&Tab;&Tab;<&sol;div>&NewLine;&Tab;&Tab;&Tab;<&sol;div>&NewLine;&Tab;&Tab;<&sol;div><p><a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;londonglossy&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2011&sol;01&sol;gervais-mocks-alisters-at-globes&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignnone size-full" title&equals;"Ricky Gervais pulled no punches as he opened the Golden Globes" src&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;londonglossy&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2011&sol;01&sol;min-gervais-mocks-alisters-at-globes&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Ricky Gervais pulled no punches as he opened the Golden Globes"&sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Ricky Gervais was back for a second year as host of the Golden Globes&comma; and he poked fun at A-list stars&comma; blockbuster movies and even awards&&num;8217&semi; bosses&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&&num;8220&semi;It&&num;8217&semi;s going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking&comma;&&num;8221&semi; Ricky began his monologue&comma; sipping from a glass of what looked like beer&period; &&num;8220&semi;Or&comma; as Charlie Sheen calls it&comma; breakfast&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>He then made a jibe at the expense of nominated film The Tourist&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&&num;8220&semi;I feel bad about that joke&comma;&&num;8221&semi; he said after his first dig&period; &&num;8220&semi;I&&num;8217&semi;m jumping on the bandwagon&comma; because I haven&&num;8217&semi;t even seen The Tourist&period; Who has&quest;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>He was just warming up&period; He went on to tell the audience that The Tourist had not been nominated by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association just because its members wanted to hang out with the film&&num;8217&semi;s stars&comma; Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&&num;8220&semi;That is not the only reason&comma;&&num;8221&semi; Gervais insisted with a saucy smile&period; &&num;8220&semi;They also accepted bribes&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Having already bitten the hand that was feeding him&comma; Ricky soon bit the HFPA&&num;8217&semi;s other hand&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>He announced that Eva Longoria would be on next with &&num;8220&semi;the daunting task&&num;8221&semi; of introducing Philip Berk&comma; the association&&num;8217&semi;s president&period; &&num;8220&semi;That&&num;8217&semi;s nothing&comma;&&num;8221&semi; Gervais added&period; &&num;8220&semi;I just had to help him off the toilet and pop his teeth in&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Introducing presenter Robert Downey Jr&comma; Ricky listed a few of the actor&&num;8217&semi;s many film credits&comma; then said&colon; &&num;8220&semi;But many of you in this room probably know him best from such facilities as the Betty Ford Clinic and Los Angeles County Jail&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Sauntering on stage&comma; 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